CONTACT

Book a readiness call.

Seven questions, about three minutes. If there is a fit you will get a scheduling link within two working days. If there is not, you will get a short note saying why — that is also a useful answer, and it costs you nothing.

WE READ EVERY ONE OF THESE OURSELVES · NO NEWSLETTER · NO REPOSITORY ACCESS REQUESTED HERE

01 THE FORM

One or two sentences. What it does, and who it is for.

Lovable, Bolt, Cursor, Replit, a no-code stack, a contractor — whatever it was.

Is it live?

Users, revenue, retention, a waiting list, a letter of intent. Anything real.

When do you want your product to be in production?

Preferred language

We use what you send here to prepare for the call and for nothing else. No newsletter, no sequence, no sharing it with anyone. Privacy →

Verification

02 WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

Three steps, and none of them is a sales sequence.

  1. 01  WE READ IT

    Within two working days, by the person who would do the assessment. Not a form-handler, not an assistant, and not a sequence of automated emails.

    2 WORKING DAYS
  2. 02  A SCHEDULING LINK, OR A NOTE

    If there is a fit you get a link to book thirty minutes. If there is not, you get a short note saying why, and where we would send you instead if we know somewhere better.

    SAME EMAIL, EITHER WAY
  3. 03  THE CALL

    Thirty minutes, video, no deck. We work out together whether an assessment is the right thing for you right now, and if it is, what it would cost and when we could start.

    30 MINUTES

03 OTHER WAYS TO REACH US

If a form is the wrong shape for what you want to say.

EMAIL

info@uncool.today

Goes to the same place as the form. Please say what you have built and what is worrying you; that is all the form was asking anyway.

LINKEDIN

Message us there

Fine for a first question. Anything that needs an attachment or a considered answer is better as an email.

RESPONSE TIME

Two working days

Monday to Friday, Japan Standard Time. If it has been longer than that, the message went astray and we would rather you sent it again than assumed the answer was no.

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